Friday, March 27, 2009
Reed Wow...He holds 20 times his weight in Beer....
Much like the Sham Wow in this video which holds 20 times it's weight in liquid. Personal Reed in his guise as Reed Wow can absorb 20 times his weight in Beer. The Sham Wow is made in Germany. As we know the Germans always make good stuff. Personal Reed or Reed Wow wasn't made in Germany but his sister was born there and he lived there for 3 years. Obviously honing his talents for beer absorption. The Reed Wow is like a shammy, like a towel, but more importantly like a sponge.
Here's what people are saying about the Reed Wow.
"Hey where'd all my beer go?"
"Hey have you seen my beer?"
"Didn't I just leave my beer on the counter?"
All the Management can say is "Reed Wow".
Beware imitators.
That's all.
M. Well
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
You make it sound like I drink other people's beer when their backs are turned right off the counter. That never happens.
ReplyDeleteThe Management would like to remind those in the presence of Personal Reed not to turn your backs but to ask Personal Reed for a nice glass of Bordeaux. Personal Reed is polite, well mannered and Eco-friendly.
ReplyDeleteThe Management would also like to acknowledge that Personal Reed would never "borrow" your beer. However if you lay no claim to said beer Personal Reed is not responsible for it's safety.
ReplyDelete