Let's say you have a fridge full of "old Beer". We here at The Personal Reed Project have found yet another valuable and necessary if not life saving function of a Personal Reed.
It's a well known fact that improper rotation of food products can cause people to consume said food products well past their sell by date. This can lead to illness, bitter beer face and a all around malaise of, "Oh well."
Well if you have a Personal Reed not only can proper rotation of perishables take place but also "old Beer" can be removed from the fridge making way for "new Beer". As we all know responsible consumption of "new Beer" is much better and enjoyable than the desperate consumption of "old Beer" and we the management would like to thank Personal Reed for the valuable function in emptying nearly an entire fridge in less than a fortnight. Thank you Personal Reed.
That's all.
M. Well
Those last few beers are now gone. Now to the store.
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