The Management Just Thought of Something...

We will be the only Grand Master in the whole world with it's own Personal Reed..

The Management Smiles...

That's all.

M. Well

Hiatus

Dear Friends,

The management would like to post more things about Personal Reed, however Personal Reed is currently in seclusion spending time at his summer Villa. When a sighting and or event of PR is noteworthy rest assured the management will post.

until then Personal Reed fans....


That's all.

M. Well

"The Distintive Point and Need We Say More..."

That's all,

M. Well

Personal Reed as Personal Cowboy...with Friends. ...

Personal Reed in his acting debut is working the Utah Opera as a stage hand not a ranch hand but a stage hand in their Cowboy Rendition of "Don Pasquale".

Yee Haw Personal Reed Yee Haw..

Thanks Hoss...

Thanks Lorne Greene.

Thanks Personal Reed.. ....

That's All.

M. Well

"Thing in Basement".....

In the Spirit of "The Extra Implement of Thing" we have "Thing in Basement".

When trying to produce a comedic reaction from the Personal Reed when it emerges from it's lair it's always best to refer to said Personal Reed as "Thing in Basement"...

Thank you Special K.

Thank you "Thing in Base....uhh, Personal Reed"..

That's All.. .

M. Well

Apologies and WTF?

So we here at the Management would like to apologise for the lack of new posts of late. The Management would like to acknowledge that "we" have a full time position and thus silliness takes second chair. That being said there have been many a thing, happening (see what I did there?) here at the Personal Reed Project. First and foremost "Recumbent Chuck" has been renamed "Productive Chuck" (story to follow later) and "Personal Reed" has been out of state and or out of "states" as of late (see what I did....?). This can only be explained by the following photos along with a guest appearance from "Bunny".

The Management came home from the heretofore mentioned full-time position to witness this.

WTF?







Tin hats and Cartoons. Saving Personal Reed and Bunny from the Aliens one brain-wave and Looney Toon at a time...

Thank you Reynolds Wrap.

Thank you Bunny.

Thank you Personal Reed.

Uh, Thank you Aliens?

That's all.

M. Well

We found a way to keep our Personal Reed safe...

Recumbent Chuck and the Management using much forethought think we may invest in one of these.



Good Personal Reed.

Good...

That's all.

M. Well

Happy Easter

In celebration of the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ we here at the Personal Reed Project would like to wish all of you a Happy Easter. Oh, and Personal Reed does in fact endorse the Easter Bunny.

Thanks Easter Bunny.

Thanks Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

Personal Reed endorses Personal Hott...

Here at the Personal Reed Project we like to discuss things that are relevant and falling in line with our endorsements scheme the Management would like to acknowledge this acknowledgement.  Personal Reed endorses Sara...

Thank you Sara.

Good job Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

Personal Reed Eco-friendly and Stylish...

Using his trademark "Distinctive Point", kudos to Erik at Cache Valley Brewing, Personal Reed home from a busy night at Lodge reminds the management which bin the cardboard goes in.

Personal Reed Eco-friendly, stylish and saving the planet though a "Distinctive Point" one paper bag at a time.

Recycling a way of life, a way of Personal Reed.

Thank you Planet Earth.

Thank you Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

PS Where do all the bottles go again Personal Reed?

The Cast of Characters keeps growing...

The Management here at The Personal Reed Project would like to acknowledge some of the newest members of the Management team.

The Personal Hott of which more info is to follow later...

The Indispensable Wink already mentioned in a previous post...

and coming April 12th 2009 to the Holy Royal Round Table of Unending and Reoccurring Clutter our own faithful and loyal sidekick the one the only...

Recumbent Chuck...

Thank you Management Team.

Thank you Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

Personal Reed Endorsements now available...

Does your business need a boost?

Are these economic times stressing your bottom line?

Do you need more customers?

Well jump in early on the world wide phenom known as "The Personal Reed Project"...

After negotiation with you The Management can arrange for Personal Reed to arrive for a photo opp in front of your business endorsing your goods and services.

Also soon to be available for a small fee will be cardboard silhouettes of Personal Reed for display at your place of business.

Here is an example of Personal Reed endorsing a local business.


The Personal Reed Project is in no way affiliated with COSTCO...

Here is an example of Personal Reed endorsing a product.


The Personal Reed Project is in no way affiliated with SHAM WOW or VINCE...

SO there you have it. If you need more business the Management here at the PRP suggest you utilize a Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

Movie Selections

New in from our Facebook Group of The Personal Reed Project is a suggestion from a fan that we will only disclose as "Wink".

Here is his use for a Personal Reed.

Today I wanted to watch a movie but did not know what.  I asked Personal Reed and he said, "Here watch this!" and we did.

Thank you Wink.

Thank you Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

Facebook and The Personal Reed Project

Facebook and The Personal Reed Project

The Management as well as Personal Reed would like to thank our fans and followers.

Please contact us here at The Personal Reed Project for any uses/suggestions you may have for a Personal Reed or any photos of Personal Reed of you with Personal Reed.

Thanks again from the Management.

That's all.

M. Well

Thank you from the Management...

We here at the Management would like to thank the thousands of you that have thought about donating to our project. More especially to that special reader who did.

Thank you person that reads.

Thank you Personal Reed.

That's all.

M. Well

See what I did there... huh? huh?

iPhone and the Personal Reed

The Management has been enjoying a new iPhone this week and realizes the similarities of a Personal Reed and the "App Store"...

Hmmm?

That's all.

M. Well

Punctuation

Personal Reed this morning made a comment about the Management's somewhat, odd?, if not strange Sense: of and the use theReof "Punctuation!!!!"?

The management advises Personal Reed in this obscure reference, to study the collected works of E. E. Cummings.

That's all.

M. Well

GPS turn-by-turn Navigation....

In the spirit of multiple uses of a Personal Reed and "The Extra Implement of Thing" today we present GPS turn-by-turn Navigation.  The other evening The Management was trying to find a location and since we had Personal Reed in tow for which he has many uses and since the Management that night didn't trust the infusion of alien DNA he had received in August of 2007, The Management turned to Personal Reed.  The conversation kinda went like this.  "Hey, where the hell is this place Personal Reed?"  Personal Reed then  said, "This way".  Personal Reed then guided us to our destination turn-by-turn without a flaw and without the need to make an illegal U-turn.  The Management was pleased with the result and we are glad that "the aliens" did install that chip under Personal Reed's hat (shhhh, cuckoo) as they too seem to have a good sense of direction.  The Management and Personal Reed then had plenty of time to arrive for their stated purpose.

Thank you Aliens.

Thank you Personal Reed  (shhh, cuckoo)

That's all.

M. Well

Math Calculations...

When you need to know a quick calculation just ask your Personal Reed.

He just informed the Management that 20 times his weight in beer would be 5000 lbs, 2.5 tons, 598 gallons, 80 cu. ft, or 2264 litres.

All the Management can say is "Reed Wow".

That's all.

M. Well

Reed Wow...He holds 20 times his weight in Beer....

Much like the Sham Wow in this video which holds 20 times it's weight in liquid. Personal Reed in his guise as Reed Wow can absorb 20 times his weight in Beer. The Sham Wow is made in Germany. As we know the Germans always make good stuff. Personal Reed or Reed Wow wasn't made in Germany but his sister was born there and he lived there for 3 years. Obviously honing his talents for beer absorption. The Reed Wow is like a shammy, like a towel, but more importantly like a sponge.

Here's what people are saying about the Reed Wow.

"Hey where'd all my beer go?"

"Hey have you seen my beer?"

"Didn't I just leave my beer on the counter?"

All the Management can say is "Reed Wow".

Beware imitators.

That's all.

M. Well